Remember the 80’s? No? Well that’s most likely because you were crunching on blissed out sounds from a boombox on the beach. Seriously though, it almost seems like we’ve forgotten about boomboxes in the 21st Century. Thing is though, the need is still there – there is no substitute for the boombox if you want to really let loose with your music, regardless of what anyone else thinks! Also, it’s been scientifically proven that owing a boombox makes you more attractive to women.

Let’s not forget the retro effect. What kind of guy annoys everyone else on the beach playing Snoop Dogg on the beach from a cassette tape boom box? Think about it.