Why You Need a Boombox!

Remember the 80’s? No? Well that’s most likely because you were crunching on blissed out sounds from a boombox on the beach. Seriously though, it almost seems like we’ve forgotten about boomboxes in the 21st Century. Thing is though, the need is still there – there is no substitute for the boombox if you want to really let loose with your music, regardless of what anyone else thinks! Also, it’s been scientifically proven that owing a boombox makes you more attractive to women.

bwoman

Let’s not forget the retro effect. What kind of guy annoys everyone else on the beach playing Snoop Dogg on the beach from a cassette tape boom box? Think about it.

Leave a Comment

Please note: Comment moderation is enabled and may delay your comment. There is no need to resubmit your comment.